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Merch

Sprinklez Boxers

UNDER EVERYTHING. STILL LOUD.

Size

  • Free shipping $100+ $10 flat under that
  • Same day ship order by 3PM PT weekdays
  • Discreet plain box no branding, odor controlled
  • Official merch only from sprinklez.com

Official Sprinklez merch, sold only at sprinklez.com. For adults 21+.

The Rundown

Full print Sprinklez boxers in frosting pink with the wordmark running the waistband. Buttery stretch fit, one pack or two pack, S through 3XL. The loudest thing nobody sees.

Straight Answers

What if the size is wrong?

Unworn, unwashed pieces swap sizes free within 30 days. Email info@sprinklez.com with your order number and the size you need and we handle the rest.

Is this the real merch?

Only if it came from sprinklez.com. Real pieces ship from us in the plain box with a packing slip. Anything else wearing the name is a costume.

How fast does it ship?

Order by 3PM Pacific on a weekday and it ships the same day in a plain, odor controlled box with zero outside branding. Free shipping at $100 and up, $10 flat under that.

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