The library
Every name on this wall got earned. Lore, terps, effects, receipts. Studied everywhere, matched nowhere.
3 on the wall
THE FLAGSHIP. YOU KNOW.
Placeholder description: the house strain, candy berry nose over cream, buds frosted like they came out of the bakery case. Replace with the real strain story.
THCA 29.8% Sugar rush up top, syrup underneath
HEAVY CREAM. HEAVY EVERYTHING.
Placeholder description: three milks deep, an indica that pours over you slow and does not ask permission. Replace with the real strain story.
THCA 27.4% Slow pour, deep body, eyelids at half mast
FRESH OUT THE FRYER.
Placeholder description: the one that smells exactly like the name, glaze and gas fighting for the front seat. Replace with the real strain story.
THCA 30.6% Bright open, glazed landing
3 on the wall
THE CLASSIC, FUN SIZED.
Placeholder description: the strain art that started walls, now in mini buds. Same batch, smaller nugs. Replace with the real product story.
THCA 27.1% Full classic, smaller jar
THAT WET GLOSS.
Placeholder description: dipped like a lowrider, indica mini buds with a shine you can almost see yourself in. Replace with the real product story.
THCA 26.4% Slow cruise, deep seats
SUGAR GLASS, LOUD.
Placeholder description: sativa terps screaming through sugar glass, mini buds that do not act small. Replace with the real product story.
THCA 28.2% Electric, clear, loud
3 on the wall
MONEY, SAID THROUGH CARAMEL.
Placeholder description: the cart named after what it costs you, caramel terps with a smirk. Replace with the real product story.
THCA 89.6% Smooth, expensive feeling
CANDY OUTER SPACE.
Placeholder description: candy outer space in a pen, lights off, volume up. Replace with the real product story.
THCA 88.1% Zero gravity, soft landing
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LOUD.
Placeholder description: trademark on file, lemonade up front, Sprinklez attitude the whole way through. Replace with the real product story.
THCA 90.3% Bright, fizzy, up
12 on the wall
UNDER EVERYTHING. STILL LOUD.
Full print Sprinklez boxers in frosting pink with the wordmark running the waistband. Buttery stretch fit, one pack or two pack, S through 3XL. The loudest thing nobody sees.
FUZZY ON PURPOSE.
A fuzzy pink beanie with the wordmark stitched front and center. Soft like frosting, warm like an oven, loud like everything else we make.
TWO SIDES. BOTH LOUD.
Printed edge to edge on both faces and zipped at the top. Sized for the essentials: carry the sweet world with you and let the bag do the talking.
FOUR PIECE. NO CRUMBS.
The big grinder. Four pieces, teeth that chew through anything, and a kief catch at the bottom like a treasure drawer. Wordmark on the lid so nobody gets confused about whose it is.
BUCKETS AT HOME.
A Sprinklez mini hoop for the office door, the bedroom, the studio. Backboard printed loud, rim ready for dunks you will absolutely overcelebrate.
STACK. PULL. PANIC.
The classic tower game dipped in Sprinklez. Stack it, pull it, hold your breath. Loser rolls the next one.
THE WALL GETS LOUD.
Cookies at 18 by 24 inches on heavyweight stock. Strain wall art for your actual wall, printed in full candy saturation and shipped rolled, never folded.
GLAZE FOR THE WALL.
Glazed Donuts at 18 by 24 inches on heavyweight stock. The wet gloss classic, printed loud enough to smell and shipped rolled, never folded.
THREE MILKS. ONE WALL.
Tres Leches at 18 by 24 inches on heavyweight stock. Dessert case energy for the room, printed in full candy saturation and shipped rolled, never folded.
SIX UP. EVERYWHERE.
Six die cut Sprinklez stickers, weatherproof and shameless. Laptops, cases, bumpers, coolers: if it sits still long enough, sticker it.
THE S RIDES SHOTGUN.
The S off the wordmark, cast as a keychain. Clip it to keys, bags, belt loops, whatever needs more Sprinklez on it.
KEYS GET LOUD TOO.
The whole wordmark dangling off your keys in candy pink. Small piece, constant flex.
Before you cop
Every strain here links to its page and its paperwork. Verify yours at Real Check HQ, pull the certificate at the COA library, and watch the Drop Calendar so gone stops meaning gone for you. Retailers: get the real thing through wholesale.
The wall is history. The shelf is now. Gone means gone.
