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Strawberry Sprinklez

Flower THCA 29.8% Δ9 THC 0.22% Hybrid

Tres Leches

Flower THCA 27.4% Δ9 THC 0.19% Indica

Glazed Donuts

Flower THCA 30.6% Δ9 THC 0.24% Hybrid

Cookies

Minis THCA 27.1% Δ9 THC 0.23% Hybrid

Candy Paint

Minis THCA 26.4% Δ9 THC 0.21% Indica

Gumdropz Glaze

Minis THCA 28.2% Δ9 THC 0.26% Sativa

Munyun

Vapez THCA 89.6% Δ9 THC 0.29% Hybrid

Ghost Galaxy

Vapez THCA 88.1% Δ9 THC 0.27% Indica

Lemonade Sprinklez

Vapez THCA 90.3% Δ9 THC 0.3% Sativa

READ THE RECEIPT YOURSELF

The COA is the lab receipt for your product. Half this industry buries it or fakes it. Here is what to eyeball so nobody sells you a story.

Total THCA
The raw potency before heat. The big number that says how strong the flower or concentrate is.
Delta 9 THC
Must read below 0.3% by dry weight to be federally compliant hemp. Every batch here clears the line.
Batch or lot number
Ties the certificate to the exact run you are buying. It matches the batch on the product page.
Test date and lab
When and by whom. Accredited third party labs only, never in house numbers.
Pass or fail panels
Pesticides, heavy metals, residual solvents, microbials. All must pass or it never touches the shelf.

COAs shown are placeholders until launch batches land. Final certificates post per batch, with the batch date on the certificate. Questions about a result? Say it.

NUMBERS DO NOT LIE.

Every product links straight back to the COA you just read. Pick your shelf.